Celebrity weddings are the kind of fodder for the tabloids that appears to be hard to turn down. Hiding in the bushes, precariously dangling out of helicopters, and using telescope lenses that would make the local government agencies in charge of national security envious, paparazzi ensure that no celebrities will have even a shred of privacy for the occasion of their wedding. Of course, since many a famous couple is less than sensible with respe...
